My List

I'm sure that you've all see the Friends episode where Rachel lets Ross make a list of five celebrities that he is allowed to shag and get a free pass. I'm sure that everyone (well, men) has contimplated a similar list for themselves. I have given this topic much thought. I have to say, compiling a list is not as easy as you may thing. I think Woody podted his list a while back, but I am not above ripping off someone else's blog idea. At least I'm not having a quote contest. Yet.

Anyway, I feel that you really have to put some thought into a list such as this. You can't just put down the first five girls that come to mind. You need to consider all of the different types of women and your different tastes. Personally, I can find many different types of women very attractive. Tall, short, skinny, chubby, red heads, blondes, dark skin, light skin, it really doesn't matter. I can find something attractive about any woman. I guess if a girl looks like me, I may have some issues. I mean, come on, I'm not exactly a great looking guy. I'd make an UGLY woman. Still, I am getting off the subject.

You really need to look at several different angles when you contimplate your list. Do you want any porn stars? Do you want any foriegn women? What is your age limit? How diverse do you want to be? Back in the day, when the Friends episode first came out, I wanted to be pretty dverse. I did want a porn star (Jenna Jameson) just because you'd think porn stars would be great in the sack. In my older age, I have removed porn stars from list contention. As you may have noticed, my list is not set in stone. I will not laminate the list. What if someone on the ilst gets some bad plastic surgery or gets an eating disorder?

Anyway, The first slot on the list goes to the most attractive actress that I have seen in a very long time: Scarlett Johansson. If you look at the picture from the link, you can see that she is virtually perfect in every way. Great hair, great smile, great skin, a beautiful face, and spectacular body. I first noticed her in "The Girl With the Pearl Earring." She was in a dress that covered her completely and all you could se was her face, but I was still mezmerised.

The second post on the list was going to be Linday Lohan, but lately she has lost a TON of weight and is no longer attractive to me. She is still pretty, but way too skinny now. She could get back on the list is she puts on a pound or two. Now #2 is Katherine Heigl. For all of the reasons listed for Scarlett, Katherine Heigl adds some serious heat to Grey's Anatomy.

The third slot goes to Alyssa Milano. Ever since seeing her on Who's The Boss, I have had a serious crush on Alyssa. We were the same age (still are I guess) and very cute. Now, she is a smokin' hottie. Though it is a good show, I probably wouldn't have been nearly as interested in 'Charmed' if Alyssa wasn't scantily clad in half the episodes.

Number four on my list is Vida Guerra. Vida first came to my attention through FHM, a magazine that I sometimes peruse. Known for her big bootie, this Latina is in magazines all over the place now. Me, I likes me a big bootie. Women are supposed to have hips and Vida has those too.

Finally, the athlete on the list to round of the five: Amanda Beard, Olympic swimmer. I know that I mentioned that skinny women don't do much for me in regards to Lindsay Lohan, but Amanda Beard isn't skinny, she is fit, tall, and toned. I believe the term is 'swimmer's body'. Plus, most of the time that she is on TV or in magazines, she is soaking wet. Something about water glistening on a woman's body is HOT. The athlete on the list previously was Anna Kournikova, but she has kind of fallen off of the radar lately. Besides, she is into hockey players, which I'm not.

Well, that's it. Let me know what you think. Who's on your list? To recap mine for those of you that don't want to read all of this:

1. Scarlett Johansson
2. Katherine Heigl
3. Alyssa Milano
4. Vida Guerra
5. Amanda Beard

I won't laminate it though.